Words Used to Describe Genitals

So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. And feel free to submit ones you’ve heard :3

Also check out the lube list!

• Penis

1. Throbbing manliness
2. Rigidness
3. Ultimate expression of manness
4. Pocket rocket
5. Throbbing accumulation of rigid masculinity
6. One-eyed snake
7. Formerly caged viper
8. Mighty sword of Eros
9. Lance of love
10. Holy wand of man juice
11. Throbbing giggle stick
12. Pulsing manmeat
13. Glossy rod of muscle and blood
14. Fuck stem
15. Organ
16. Engorged staff
17. Hungry dragon
18. Cherry splitter
19. Purple headed warrior
20. Blaine-meat (Blaine’s penis from Glee)
21. Holy wand
22. Throbbing meat wand
23. Rippling/burning sausage
24. Pants weasel
25. Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
26. Doggy lipstick
27. Mayonnaise cannon
28. Wand of Penetration
29. Venom cock
30. Organic crotch gun
31. Purple headed yogurt squirter
32. Throbbing lavender man-fruit thing
33. Sperm shooter
34. Husband’s bulge (Cabin in the woods. Thanks JOSS WHEDON)
35. Bacon torpedo
36. Gristle missile
37. Dark spire (tentabulge)
38. Mauve avenger
39. Tantalizingly tree-trunk-girthed Soviet missile
40. MIGHTY MAN NOODLE
41. Slipper sex sceptre
42. Sugar quill
43. Kryptonian meat
44. Meager meat pole
45. Carriage
46. Giant sausage
47. Hairy wolf dingaling
48. Ninja growing rod
49. Pilgrim’s staff
50. Silent flute
51. Pike of pleasure
52. Nimrod the mighty hunter
53. His majesty in purple cap
54. Beloved guest
55. Pleasure pivot
56. Gargantuan blue fire hydrant of a cock
57. Love sausage
58. Horrible wet mushroom
59. Man root
60. Sword
61. Bulging soldier boy
62. Throbbing stick of pleasure
63. The thing that looks like an exclamation point
64. Stump
65. Rockhard fucktool
66. Fishing pole (penis/finger?)
67. Long pale rod
68. Cherry assassin
69. Communism stick
70. Ivory hardness
71. Turgid member
72. Batter blaster
73. Great silky spearhead of his desire (From The King’s Men by Christian Fall aka Mark Gatiss)
74. Meat missile
75. Beef bazooka
76. Purple headed womb groom
77. Leaking crown
78. Crimson bird
79. The monk with the big hood
80. Nephrite stem
81. Brave warrior of distant hills
82. Flaccid love truncheon
83. Temptation wand
84. Smooth lust-snake
85. Burrito
86. Flaming man-rod
87. Dragonhood
88. Hardened arousal
89. Love wand
90. Giant man-hood
91. Stick of miracles
92. Spear
93. Muatra
94. Man-carrot
95. DNA Rifle
96. Secret lollipop
97. God’s pinky finger
98. Life muscle
99. Sushi love roll
100. One-eye wonder worm
101. Schlongdoodle
102. (Naked) spam porpoise
103. Throbbing meat truncheon
104. Crotch-dachsund
105. Twinkie (small penis)
106. Spam blade
107. Mighty lust limb
108. Mighty thundercock
109. Lightning rod
110. Magnetic pillar
111. The South Pole
112. The giraffe neck
113. Ladyfinger
114. Shell-shedding slug of affection
115. Curvaceous hammer of lust
116. Thingie (and thingy)
117. You-know-what
118. Divine rods (multiple male genitalia)
119. Raging fuck missile
120. Ewan’s/___’s lightsaber (only applicable to Ewan McGregor or Star Wars fandom in general)
121. Pink, stiff flobberworm
122. Raging boner
123. Big, floppy donkey dick
124. One-eyed wonder weasel
125. Love gun
126. Heat seeking moisture missile
127. Tube flute
128. Meat whistle
129. Slendick (Slenderman fic)
130. Love muscle
131. Dingy lingy
132. Manly platypus penis (Phineas & Ferb)
133. Rainbow Stick
134. Bushel of tentacles (Homestuck)
135. Midnight meat train
136. Thick manhood
137. Magical broom
138. Masculine popsicle
139. Platoon of fuckton
140. Letter Y
141. Tree log of a cock
142. Yogurt cannon
143. Throbbing mass
144. Bitchmaker
145. Warhammer
146. Man beacon/Beacon of Man-ness
147. Puking pickle
148. Tonsil tickler
149. Rainbow dasher
150. (100%) All-beef thermometer
151. Pleasure weapon
152. Love club
153. Wank-wank sack bag
154. Whack-the-Kass Stick (Neopets)
155. Heated rod
156. Metallicrotch
157. Hyper weapon
158. Coke bottle cock
159. The Teen’s Pride
160. Captain Thongpounder
161. Bloddy thrill drill from beyond the grave
162. Thor’s hammer
163. Thick half-pounder anaconda from space
164. Throbbing purple spear of destiny
165. Chivalric auger-headed gut wrench
166. Lord Ass-burglar the magnificent
167. Tyrell the albine cave dweller
168. Flaming satellite of love
169. Hellenic crusader Saint Gregory
170. King Ypres the Sixth
171. Hallidoric the Radical
172. ‘Nilla Spooge
173. Murkosh the Avenger
174. Throat spackler
175. Mighty thrill drill of chills
176. Vanilla spunk
177. Sir Gallosh the Mighty
178. Hellfire - Bloody lord of the Underworld
179. Skyward Sword
180. Rigid lust thermometer
181. Bologna pony
182. Love tool
183. Sacagawea
184. Baby anaconda
185. Diego the Explorer
186. Gyrados’s Bubblebeam
187. Pinnochio’s Nose
188. The Cat Killer
189. Master Spelunker
190. Rigid Anteater
191. Horn of Gondor
192. Colossal fuck cannon
193. Pickle
194. Hot rod
195. Sperminator
196. Reawakened dragon
197. Pork sword
198. Fifth Dragonair
199. Weeping cock
200. Throbbing member
201. Rod of muscle and blood
202. Sonic Screwdriver
203. Rock-Python
204. Hot Stark Rod
205. DNA wand
206. Magical pregnant weapon
207. Serpentine
208. Mini-Balto (Balto fic)
209. Tumescent hot rod
210. Love pencil
211. Meatsnake
212. Disco stick
213. Cockness Monster
214. Beef truncheon
215. Wolf
216. Thick straw
217. Man matter
218. Pleasure popsicle
219. Peenie weenie
220. Spike
221. Plug
222. Cord
223. Trouser snake
224. Sour apple blow pop
225. Tackle
226. Golden temple tower
227. Mjolnir
228. Spunktrumpet
229. Love hose
230. Kaptain Kielbasa
231. The Batmobile
232. Projectile Dachshund
233. Stick (originally, 'stick and bags’)
234. The thickest oak tree in the forests of dickland
235. Orange
236. Male organism
237. Banana tree
238. Dickle dackle
239. Nubby kitten prick
240. Slobbering dog cock
241. Floppy ursine rod
242. Vlad the Imapler
243. Cum painter
244. Throbbing equine womanrod
245. Elven pleasure spear
246. Girthy
247. Mismatched fucksticks
248. Frick frack pack
249. Hidden snake
250. 36 inch vengeance cannon
251. Pointed prick
252. Puppy pecker
253. Equine prick
254. Stallion prick
255. Nubby shaft
256. Perverse pecker
257. Corrupted/cursed/infernal/unholy/blighted cock
258. Penile flora
259. Undulating tentacle-dick
260. Pussy prick
261. “Barbed” dick
262. Kitty pecker
263. Purple prick
264. Serpentine member/shaft/cock
265. Bulbous snake-shaft
266. Animalistic vixen-pricker
267. Mythical mast
268. Gloria
269. Meat log
270. Hardened dingly-diddly-dinga-long
271. Man peen organ
272. Dingle dangle
273. Jigglywat
274. Alien worm
275. Rumplestiltskin
276. Willy
277. Venomous throbbing python of love
278. Dangly thing
279. Sweaty clam ham
280. Italian sausage
281. Fuck truck
282. Happy thong schlong
283. No-no carrot
284. Angry meat men
285. Throbbing sex tool
286. Buttplug with a pulse
287. Nick Fury’s super serpent penis
288. Purple dark rod of steel
289. Pleasure obelisk
290. Tender mushroom
291. Limp clump of meaty spaghetti
292. Springy little schloinger
293. Nine-inch baby-firing bazooka
294. Purple vein cane
295. 8-bit plastic love machine
296. Throbbing man-milk dispenser
297. Num-num nibbits
298. Battering piece
299. Arse-wedge
300. Button-hole worker
301. Family organ
302. Cream stick
303. Gaying instrument
304. Lizard
305. Old slimy
306. Nervous cane
307. Muscle of love
308. Pendulous meat
309. Silly string shooter
310. Wicked one-eyed monster
311. Dingily doo flytrap penetrator
312. Kelp bunny
313. Oozing erection
314. Pulsating schlong
315. Meat-pipe
316. Glowing manhood
317. Red-helmed warrior on his way to the Promised Land
318. Springy little schloinger
319. Enormous manly cunt-slicer-upper
320. 15-inch nuclear missile of pleasure
321. Leaking log
322. Formidable rod
323. Small present in between Harry’s legs
324. Throb nob
325. Beef slinky
326. Bologna tombstone
327. Tenderly pulsating maypole
328. Flailnail
329. Flopping member
330. Somewhat-fiery trunk of manbeef
331. 29 inch organ impaler
332. Snoop Doge Dick
333. Prostate-stabbing sword of love
334. Koujackulate shooter (Koujack’s dick)
335. Magical love popsicle (Loki’s Jotun dick)
336. Man fuck pole
337. Ram rod
338. Leaky pipe
339. Protein canon
340. Dog ( as in “wet my dog”)
     
341. Inflatable axe
342. Massive fuck-stick
343. Meaty pogo stick
344. Steely inches
345. Gigantic meaty shaft
346. Fleshy appendage
347. Turgescent member
     
348. Meat Tampon
349. Man Baguette
350. Boyscout Spaghetti
351. Loverod
352. Manroot
353. Sacrificial Dagger
354. Adamantine Pillar
355. Peak of Mount Vernon
356. Little Scythe
357. Little (Character Name)
358. Bulbous helmet
359. Paladong (Voltron fandom)
360. Iron-Hard Breeding Meat
361. Elongated Elongation
362. Mutant Banana
363. Party Sausage

• Vagina

1. Damp canal of lust
2. Moist core
3. Warp pipe
4. Triangular area
5. Tight cave (butt/vagina)
6. Hearth
7. Mayonnaise drain
8. Poison hole
9. Vertical Bacon Sandwich
10. Man muncher (vagina?)
11. Gates of Versailles
12. Secret sweetness (From George R. R. Martin’s Clash of the Kings)
13. Narrow alleyway (butt/vagina)
14. Velvet underground (From the same fic as Penis #69. Also a great band according to a follower)
15. Neglected sex
16. Cave of lust
17. Love wound
18. Musty, dank channel
19. Flesh mitten (courtesy of the Rizzoli & Isles fandom)
20. Unholy cavity of carnal pleasure
21. Cave with honey
22. Slit of ecstasy
23. Hoo haa
24. Haynannernanners
25. Whispering eye
26. Bearded clam
27. Libidinously slurping cakehole of love
28. Sex
29. Gash
30. Axe wound
31. Crumpet trumpet
32. Pin cushion
33. Love canal
34. Cum dumpster
35. Minge
36. Cream tunnel
37. Lady business (thefrogman)
38. Baby hole (thefrogman)
39. Panty hamster (thefrogman)
40. Stimulus package (thefrogman)
41. Chamber of Secrets (thefrogman)
42. Bat cave (thefrogman)
43. Corporate loophole (thefrogman)
44. Shiny red orchid
45. Letter O
46. Cock cave
47. Lady garden
48. Gay man’s nemesis
49. Feminine cove
50. Love pocket
51. Weeping folds
52. Moist jungle
53. Zillyhoo
54. Buried treasure
55. Nether
56. Hidden/Secret sweetness
57. Puddin’ cup
58. Hairy checkbook
59. Bitch wrinkle
60. Love wallet
61. Egg chamber
62. Lady town
63. Hairy spunk dungeon
64. Mound of Venus
65. Love taco
66. Hobbit Hole
67. Precious lambpits
68. Sweet jellyboxes
69. Fun ovens
70. Cock garages
71. Honey pots with submissive limbs
72. Dark veil
73. Dearest bodily flower
74. Arena of combat
75. Snatch
76. Wizard’s sleeve
77. Gap of Rohan
78. Penis trap
79. Jewelry box
80. Pink lotus
81. Locations
82. Love clam
83. Honey-slicked love tunnel
84. Front-arse
85. Vavle
86. Port
87. Snack shack
88. Moist love well
89. Itchy snatch
90. Baby factory
91. Tunnel of love
92. Lower gardens
93. Forbidden fruit
94. Mossy banks
95. Vagoo
96. Penetration station
97. Kitty
98. The place where [character] put her tampons
99. Myrish swamp
100. Dick’s house
101. Honeypot
102. Hole of wonder (originally “whole of wonder”)
103. Woman-tomato
104. Mound of love pudding
105. Windmill
106. Sopping sex canal
107. Chicken McPussy
108. Hot molten box
109. Fish pocket
110. Downstairs mouth
111. Real life Georgia O'Keefe painting
     
112. Meat sleeve
113. Pleasure Casino
114. Moistened Casing
115. Well-Lubricated Pool of Sex
116. Mouth Down South

• Butt

1. Butt flower
2. Boy/man pussy
3. Fudge factory
4. Anal fortress
5. Assular regions
6. Chocolate starfish
7. Poop cavern
8. Puckered love cave
9. Winking portal
10. Chocolate hotdog hallway
11. Fleshy globes
12. Soft mounds
13. Hershey Highway
14. Missile silo
15. Wreck’d-um
16. (Twitching) rosebud
17. The soft pucker of his sweetness
18. Rusty bullet hole
19. Clam cavern
20. Clam-flavored pothole
21. Balloon knot
22. Rectal capsule
23. Fart factory
24. Ass womb (not sure if butt or???)
25. Warm slippery caravan
26. Catacombs of honey
27. Velvety orifice
28. Pucker
29. Puny God’s Ass (Loki’s butt)
30. Puckered Star
31. Caviar Star

• Other

1. Soft mounds (boobs/butt)
2. Love pillows (boobs)
3. Fun bags (boobs)
4. Spongy love mountains (boobs)
5. Mitchell twins (boobs)
6. Rumblr spheres (boobs)
7. Voluminous pillows (boobs)
8. Chest balls (boobs)
9. Rose bushes (boobs)
10. Hot princely milk (semen)
11. Liquid love (semen)
12. Magic toothpaste of love (semen)
13. Baby batter (semen)
14. Liquified pleasure (semen)
15. Spaff (semen)
16. Pale nectar (semen)
17. Fruit (semen)
18. Tadpole yogurt (semen)
19. Warm juice (semen)
20. White duck sauce (semen)
21. Fuckfluid (semen/fluid from fucking)
22. Stallion custard (horse semen)
23. Gargling my bacon (eating cum???)
24. Thick female honey (Zoroark’s cum)
25. Cage of consternation (pants)
26. Cotton prison (pants)
27. Love nubbin (clitoris)
28. Love button (clitoris)
29. Delicate button (clitoris)
30. Pleasure pearl (clitoris)
31. Nubbin of desire (clitoris)
32. Slick little pear (clitoris; Dragon Age fic)
33. Tainted jewel (clitoris)
34. Belly magic (sex)
35. Bumpin’ uglies (sex)
36. Horizontal monster mash (sex)
37. Frickle frackle (sex)
38. Boinking (sex)
39. Making the double-backed beast (sex)
40. Gut the love salmon and bake the skin loaf in my fuzzy oven (sex)
41. Makin’ toast/makin’ Wonderbread toast (sex; Steam Powered Giraffe fandom)
42. Dick assault (sex?)
43. Internal gut massage (anal sex)
44. Comparing spears (oral sex)
45. Orbs (balls)
46. Love spuds (balls)
47. Little men (balls)
48. Family/Crown jewels (balls)
49. Velvety weights (balls)
50. Bags (balls; originally 'stick and bags’)
51. Nuggets (balls)
52. Crotchal vicinity (general crotch area; any gender)
53. Restless manmeat (erection)
54. Needs (boners)
55. Bed of pubes (pubes)
56. Frilly evening gown (female pubes)
57. Pill of life denial (birth control)
58. Minedigger (finger)
59. Geronimo spot (G-spot)
60. Calibrating the lightsaber (masturbating)
61. Virginal kleenex (hymen)
62. Penis explosion (orgasm)
63. Dusky nibs (nipples)
64. Lil’ nimples (nipples)
65. Rosebuds (nipples)
66. Mythical berry (nipples)
67. Lush manfur (chest hair)
68. Helicopter blades (labia)
69. Tasty brown fun (poop)
70. Harry’s cold cauldron (idk)
71. Gasm chasm (idk)
72. Down there (50 Shades of Gray)
73. Future cherry picker (main female character’s name for her love interest)
74. Skin-scarf (foreskin)
75. Pink, muscly bouncer (uvula, the bouncer of the throat)
76. baby gravy (semen)
77. Nature’s Alfredo Sauce

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