WTF Fanfiction

Fandom: Homestuck

“He shoved the key into the lock like the key was his fist and the doorknob was a drunk who spit on his shoes, and then polished off the act with a slender middle finger extended gracefully in front of the little brass apartment numbers.”

Fandom: Homestuck

“John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. John loves making his daddy happy.”

Fandom: Homestuck (KarkatxNepeta)

“Karkat’s finger digging into her nook was heavenly but she was still desperate to pee, and her body was finding it harder and harder to hold on.”

Fandom: Homestuck

“The korma was set reverently on Dave’s bed and he kneeled down to properly appreciate it.

“You’re so ironic I can’t stand it,” he whispered.”

Fandom: Homestuck

“John started going faster and deeper. Dave groaned. Now it really hurt. He gritted his teeth and tried to ignore the pain. But something worse came up - he started feeling pleasure. It indeed felt like taking a really good shit.”

Fandom: Homestuck

“MEANWHILE, NEPETA WAS WATCHING ALL OF THIS PORNOGRAPIC IMAGES FROM HER NANNY CAM SHE STUFFED INSIDE THE PEDO BEAR SHE GOT FUCKASS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY CAUSE SHE’S A NICE KITTY TROLL THING, AND BECAUSE SHE SECRETLY HAD A CRUSH ON HIM TOO.”

narcissa-tvarla:

( like 5 minute drawing of that homestuck one about the jungle of hair

i’ve never homestucked before, so sorry if my fantroll is egregiously inaccurate and disgusting ok )

I know its not a fic, but its really cute :3

Fandom: Homestuck

“I keep my eyes sealed shut and listen to the rustling of her jungle of hair rustle”

Fandom: Homestuck

“She feels the torrent of his sperm inside her, and it’s so warm and wet and the knot is so big and the friction is driving her insane and she’s so close and she’s done but he still isn’t and comes from her mouth are moans of delight and ecstasy and Bec is such a good boy, very good boy.

And they stay there. Entwined. And Jade tells him how much she loves him and when he lets out a yelp she knows he loves her too.”

Fandom: Homestuck

“That was one fun night, her boobies were just the most fun things to have your claws around. Vriska smirked with a little wicked chuckle,
‘hehehehehehehehe…’”