Fandom: Torchwood
“Jack watched Ianto roll his hand across his cock. It reminded him of a perfectly prepared steak.”
bit afraid of the steaks this author has been buying…
What, gristly and lightly crispy? Served with a baked potato?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Why did I not follow this blog sooner?????
Warning, if your boyfriends penis looks like
wut? Damn it stop messing with my boys.
…………..I don’t even have
OMG….I CANNOT…
I suppose the person who wrote this once saw a dick that looked like...steak, what I would...
I am sobbing. “Is that cress you’ve got there Jack?” asked...seductively. “Oh Ianto”, Jack...