Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
“She watched as he turned her panties into a slingshot and shot them across the room.”
Fandom: My Little Pony
“Little to Caramel’s knowledge, Luna’s semen was composed mainly of liquified trinitrotoluene. Using her magic, she flipped Caramel onto his back and withdrew a match and lit it.
“Goodness gracious, large spheres of burning!” she said, before promptly shoving the match up Caramel’s dickhole. With one final scream, Caramel’s butt caught alight and the brown-coloured pony went up in an explosion that shook the whole town. Caramel’s blood, entrails and house flew everywhere. One piece of his house, in fact, landed into Twist’s vagina, but it was okay because this was also her fetish.”
hologram-grrl asked: Do you eve cringe when you read things like "he grabbed her/his waste" or "they continued their menstruations" cause when I read those I literally cringe cause I picture someone holding a handful of crap or getting their period all over the couch omfg
You have no idea. Theres also the grammatical aspect of those mistakes, too. Sometimes that gets me worse than the shit and blood and whatnot
“wtffanfiction’s penis thingie was ambivalent towards the situation. Thor’s mangina, aching for release, aching for the dong of hiser lover. He wasn’t in the mood, their marriage was loveless.”
diesirae-diesilla asked: Deergod, after reading all of these ask box replies, I'm pretty sure I'm head over heels in love with whoever runs this Tumblr. Marry me.
yuriflavoredyuris asked: I was about to correct you on "prostrate," but then I realized WHY you used that word. WELL PLAYED.
feferishotbutt asked: Or "large." You could buy an army of cheap hooker lokis.
MY LIFE’S DREAM.
opticalexpert asked: How often do you see quim? Or at least how often did you see it before loki said it in avengers.
Honestly? I havnt seen it yet.
malicekisses asked: How much money would you have every time somebody referenced a prostate?
I think you mean “prostrate.”
heythatsmyleg asked: What could you buy if you got a penis every time you saw the word dollar in one of those fics?
A vagina.